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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:01

Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after cleaning sinuses with tap water - NBC News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I Tracked My Glucose Levels With My Favorite Fitness Tracker. These 3 Takeaways Surprised Me - CNET
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
The decades-long journey to Gilead’s twice-a-year HIV prevention drug lenacapavir - STAT
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Mysterious fast radio burst turns out to be from long-dead NASA satellite - Phys.org
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
CLARITY Act takes center stage, throws SEC-CFTC feud into focus - AMBCrypto
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Jennifer Garner smooches boyfriend John Miller at charity event in rare PDA moment - Page Six
No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
NHS first in world to roll out ‘revolutionary’ blood test for cancer patients - NHS England
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Nintendo Switch 2 passes JerryRigEverything durability test with one major flaw - Dexerto
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
In Pictures: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez wedding in Venice - BBC